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Welcome to the Bleachers Section
on Sonntag Sports

This section is for you to submit interesting stories, 

true or made up, and jokes, about baseball and hockey.

If you have a story or joke to add, use the form.



Baseball Stories
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Anonymous We were in the final series of our senior men's league championship, best of three, tied 1-1.  They had won the first game, throwing a puss-armed junker who shut us down for 9 innings, never breaking 60 MPH.  The second game, we blasted them 11-1, with 4 home runs.  Our catcher approached their shortstop and asked, "Who are you going to throw in tomorrow night's game?"  The response was, "I hope it's Jesus Christ because it's the only chance we have left."
Anonymous One day the devil challenged God to a baseball game. Smiling, God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."  "Yes," snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires".

Hockey Stories
 
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Anonymous Click the image to view the video. This is especially true if you are an Edmonton Oilers fan or a Calgary Flames fan.
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Anonymous A coach was describing the roles of each position on a hockey team to his 6 year old team.  When it came to the goalie, the coach asked, "Who knows what the goalie does?"  One bright youngster spoke up, "He takes the puck out of the net!"
Adapted

A man had great tickets for the Stanley Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."

 "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley cup final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

 He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married."

 "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?

 

       The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

 


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