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This section is for you to submit
interesting stories,
true or made up, and jokes, about baseball and hockey.
If you have a story or joke to add,
use the form.
Baseball
Stories
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| Anonymous |
We were in the final series of our senior men's league championship,
best of three, tied 1-1. They had won the first game, throwing a
puss-armed junker who shut us down for 9 innings, never breaking 60 MPH.
The second game, we blasted them 11-1, with 4 home runs. Our catcher
approached their shortstop and asked, "Who are you going to throw in tomorrow night's game?" The response was, "I hope it's Jesus Christ because
it's the only chance we have left." |
| Anonymous |
One day the devil challenged God to a baseball game. Smiling, God proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the
greatest players up here." "Yes," snickered the devil, "but I have
all the umpires". |
Hockey
Stories
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| Anonymous |
Click the image to view the video. This is especially true if you are an Edmonton Oilers fan or a Calgary Flames fan.  |
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| Anonymous |
A coach was describing the roles of each position on a hockey team
to his 6 year old team. When it came to the goalie, the coach asked,
"Who knows what the goalie does?" One bright youngster spoke up,
"He takes the puck out of the net!" |
| Adapted |
A
man had great tickets for the Stanley Cup
final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is
empty."
"This
is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a
seat like this for the
Stanley
cup final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He
says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley
Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married."
"Oh
... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone
else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor
to take the seat?
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."
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